February 2012
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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My dashboard is like 90% ridiculous burgers and...
And I’m sitting here like a loser with my salad and juice. Tumblr outcast. :’(
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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“To that dying day, when the only words we can say Shoulda, coulda woulda, but...”
– Passafire - Start From Scratch (via squidsouljah)
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 17th
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Who does 102 Jamz think they are playing Adele.  You were my one escape from her!  And now my hip hop is ruined. :’( Had to switch to a country station real quick.
Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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When I get bored at work I change the words in...
Cat city bitch, cat cat city bitch Ten ten ten twenties and them kitties bitch Should be the Tumblr theme song.
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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A normal father/daughter conversation.
Me: *texts dad a picture of blister I just pulled off* My blister says happy vday.
Dad: Why you have a blister? That looks like you picked that blister off... ya gonna cook it?
Me: I already sucked on it waiting for class to start.
Dad: Any good human flavors, bet you taste like chicken...
Me: Nah tastes like oxtail.
Dad: Ewwwwwww. Yeah you taste like what you are, big ox aunt Chrissy.
Me: So rude. Did you get me sweeties?
Dad: Nope. Not for old puckered up ox hind ends....
Me: You should be nicer to your firstborn.
Dad: There were other sisters born first but you were larger. You ate some of them and pushed the rest out of the nest.
Me: Well since I'm a champion I deserve sweeties.
Dad: Cannibal big baby. Next time I go to Publix I'll grab you a turtle.
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Oh dad
heatherlake: He thinks that Mr. Darcy’s name is Mr. Dobby. No, just no. You shut your whore mouth.  Everything our dad says is the law.
Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Starting the morning right by spilling oatmeal on myself in bed. D:
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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LOLOLOL at some idiots in Palm Bay who butt dialed 911 during a drug deal and got themselves arrested when the cops found the car 16 minutes later.  Yeah Brevard!
Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Made some pretty bomb ass pork meatballs to go with my spaghetti last night. Made a pretty bomb ass cheesy pork burger tonight. Yay ground pork.  You so tasty. And gym both days at that!  Good food and good workouts!
Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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