February 2012
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My dashboard is like 90% ridiculous burgers and...
And I’m sitting here like a loser with my salad and juice.
Tumblr outcast. :’(
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To that dying day, when the only words we can say
Shoulda, coulda woulda, but...
– Passafire - Start From Scratch (via squidsouljah)
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Who does 102 Jamz think they are playing Adele. You were my one escape from her! And now my hip hop is ruined. :’(
Had to switch to a country station real quick.
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When I get bored at work I change the words in...
Cat city bitch, cat cat city bitch Ten ten ten twenties and them kitties bitch
Should be the Tumblr theme song.
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A normal father/daughter conversation.
Me: *texts dad a picture of blister I just pulled off* My blister says happy vday.
Dad: Why you have a blister? That looks like you picked that blister off... ya gonna cook it?
Me: I already sucked on it waiting for class to start.
Dad: Any good human flavors, bet you taste like chicken...
Me: Nah tastes like oxtail.
Dad: Ewwwwwww. Yeah you taste like what you are, big ox aunt Chrissy.
Me: So rude. Did you get me sweeties?
Dad: Nope. Not for old puckered up ox hind ends....
Me: You should be nicer to your firstborn.
Dad: There were other sisters born first but you were larger. You ate some of them and pushed the rest out of the nest.
Me: Well since I'm a champion I deserve sweeties.
Dad: Cannibal big baby. Next time I go to Publix I'll grab you a turtle.
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Oh dad
heatherlake:
He thinks that Mr. Darcy’s name is Mr. Dobby. No, just no.
You shut your whore mouth. Everything our dad says is the law.
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Starting the morning right by spilling oatmeal on myself in bed. D:
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LOLOLOL at some idiots in Palm Bay who butt dialed 911 during a drug deal and got themselves arrested when the cops found the car 16 minutes later. Yeah Brevard!
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Made some pretty bomb ass pork meatballs to go with my spaghetti last night.
Made a pretty bomb ass cheesy pork burger tonight.
Yay ground pork. You so tasty.
And gym both days at that! Good food and good workouts!
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